saturday night spent at home alone

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. ~Bob Phillips

well, he WOULDA put ring on it, buuuuuuuuuttttt....

Beyonce is talking to me every time she flips her hand back and forth while gyrating her thang in a bikini cut leotard. Why? Well first and foremost, a friend of mine was reading another friend of mines blog.. he goes by the name Mark Sonoda and is one sexy as hell, barely legal, man loving, man. My friend, who is a she, mentioned that she enjoyed reading the blogs posts about being single. From the fly ass boy i quote:

"I hate it when people ask me why I’m single and then follow it up with “you’re so good looking”. First of all, thank you for the compliment, but really, there’s a lot more reasons as to why I shouldn’t be single. OK, I just re-read that sentence and it sounded totally smug, but it doesn’t make it any less true. What I’m trying to get at is that I have so much more to offer someone than just a fuck-me face. "

then 27 days later he made another post only to say

"I LIED I know I’ve said that I hate it when people take one look at me and automatically think that I encompass every single bad gay stereotype, IE: conceited, drama queen, apathetic, whatever. But now that I think about it, it actually works to my advantage because when people actually take the time to uncover whats beneath my distressed denim, they end up looking like judgmental douche-bags. Me-1, Everyone else-0"

Now I'm not saying he was directly responding to the first quote, but these two go hand in hand for me. I get it and i got. Not too long after having a conversation about this topic with "her" many people started asking me WHY ARE YOU SINGLE. Fair enough. Well tomorrow is Skeps birthday. For those of you who don't know Skep he was and will always be my FIRST and in the end... LAST love. Unfortunately he passed away in august of last year and yadda yadda, I'm over the depression and shock yadda yadda. HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS HAPPENED. There is a problem though, before and after he passed no one ever really asked me out... all the breaks Skep and I conquered in our rocky relationship... no one ever really asked me out. I'm a ZOGAI kid so ima do the deed when it must me done. But when people wondering about real relationships ask me, "Hey Niana, why are you single, you look good", I'm like i have NO idea. But now i do... I scare the shit out of you people... only those who are willing... (and up to par with my outrageous checklist, yes i am one of those females, my apologies) to not be so afraid of the dark, will have an awesome time in the dark

I'm not extremely shallow, i am, but only enough where i can just open my eyes to see whats on top before willingly diving down into the deep depths of whatever the fuck you want to call it... SO:

Yes i know you want to fuck me, but we aren't getting anywhere if your hiding behind that linen under that table there missy. I only fuck with TOP DOGS and PRETTY BITCHES... and those are hard to come by, loves. So yes i know why I'm single. its because people have issues getting past my extremely rough and tough, but extremely pretty, shiny, glittery, rainbow, in your face, ten percent of me they all SEE.

Niana and Mark - 234356567  Everyone Else - 0

MARK SONODA

Check him out because he is everything i wish i was

-he looks cool in photos

-he doesn't look awkward smoking ciggs

-his blog, unlike mine is neat, visually enticing, and easy to understand

-his written word is grammatically correct

-he capitalizes all his I's

&while I'm just a pretty bitch
  he is a FABULOUS BITCH

CLICK HERE FOR HIS NUDES!

oh and BTW









since my last post, i dyed my hair blonde, tattoed Aleister Crowley&&aDIAMOND on my armies, then pierced my lip under side whatever thing... i understand why i weird people out now

Lovely

"You dont burn out

from going too fast.

You burn out

from going too slow

and getting bored"

-RIP+Cliff Burton, Metallica's original Bassist

[My goddaughter is next to me right now. and just RIGHT NOW she smiled for the first time, positive vibes man, this month old baby has her vibes right, maybe i need to learn something from her]

We are confused again, well, i am. I have been floating for a whole week as of today. I'm at a halt cause im waiting for a diploma that i should of gotten 4 months ago. But i have yet to. School is in minnesota but i now have the option to go to NMC or California to start school and finish my GE's before finishing my school career at the Institution of Music Production and Audio Recording. Thats all the way in Minnesota.... so what to do now huh, Go back to working at the radio station? I quit 6 months ago cause i thought i was going to get my diploma and then move straight to Minneapolis and start like fire , right? Well no. Start Djaying again? im a good dj, but i found out that the turntables just arent my thing. I like it, i do. Its a great hobby that opens many a door... but its just not MY thing, FNdope is starting to record again (btw thats me and Damiens Band). Peter Matagolai just joined us recently.. cause he is sooo bomb, so i guess recording, partying, being young, learning ,and growing is my occupation for the mean time... so thats my update for now... im just respecting my surroundings while having fun and doing my thing at the same time. I'm still a kid at 18.. and theres soooo much more to do, but for right now society has me at a halt, and im gonna bite that halt back 10 fold until its time to grow up fully :)

"Respect always

but when the jams calling.

Follow it and go,

Please, before you do"

DOPE OUT

FUCKING,misdeal

So Micheal Phelps is Mark "the whatever fucking dark's" favorite athlete...

and frankly, love, DILLIGAF

anyways Coconut FUCKING TEI has switched owners

no more HIRO

wtf,  There is NO Coconut Tei without Hiro, or his Mom, or his +Pops.. not that i know everything about the TEI, but

im not going ANYMORE until i find out the TRUTH
the TROOF  the TRUUF theTROOPS

fuck it, btw, Coconut Tei, is a bombass joint on hotel street, beezies

DOPE OUT

Jacking Off

Justin Timberlake is a jacker

i have now uncovered his history of jacking

mister JT JACKED SKEETER!

you remember Cousin Skeeter, on the old school Nick days.... those were fanfuckentastic by the way

well he JACKED it.... the "rock your body" video

thats a great song

but he stole his idea from COUSIN SKEETER

keep it OG little gangstah puppet, keep it OG!

see justin has the clean shine suit with the light bulbs flashing in the background

but Cousin Skeeter was all up on those lightbulbs.. way before JT even platinum dyed his lame ass Jerry Curls

but hey, JT has talent and he is good looking, good lookin enough

buttttttt.. if you remember cousin skeeter, and your name is Niana and your from an island..... you know youd let Robert Ri'chard hit your Hermans Modern Bakery ANYDAY.. well i would... deeeelicious

Heres to the days of the great entertainment that only the 90's could offer

DOPE OUT SON!

facebooger/ninja/assassins/

a convo of epic proportions

LOCATION: PETER MATAGOLAIS WALL OF BOOGFACE

its cut in half.. cause the snippet wont let me do ma thang mayng

DOPE out

do you lye critol gel?

Anjelah Johnson is COMING HERE to Saipan... TMAN just picked up a ticket for me, you guys have to go! I'm actually really shocked that she is coming here. Considering that I was born and raised in the Bay Area, im not surprised that I know of her... but Saipan.. REALLY? I'm EXCITED. Shes, NO LIE, on my top list of comedians, right Next to JO KOY, i wouldnt mind making sweet love to that man by the way, wait a second.. i wouldnt mind making sweet love to ANJELAH JOHNSON.

SECURRITY!

she was a RAIDERETTE back in the day, fuccen DOPE as HELL..

tickets are $15 reg. and $20 at Boarderline, and Shell Gas Stations... they seriously are going fa$$$$$ST like a NASCAR, and Its all going down VDAY Feb 14 at Fiesta Resort and Spa

its on Valentine's, but i dont give a fuck, like i wanna date anyone on saipan anyways, welllll there is... nah i cant say that, THIS IS SAIPAN OF COURSE

Check out her official website HERE

and yes.. I do almost ALWAYS have on some crystal gels, thanks to KIRA KIRA NAIL on hotel street and of course JUANNYS when they DO have it, and they DO shine like god damn diamonds in the sky, thankyou very much, RAIDERS FOR LIFE SON!

DOPE OUT

shot fan tequila, down some jello SON!!!!!!

NO DOG!

its one am

everyone knocked out

what

anyones i just want to remind myself ... of what happened

in ccase i dont for get tomorrow

ok... time for more JELLO

shots shots shots shots

and a shot

bye undu

i'll miss you brother

+rip skep

human compassion, SON!

reminder.. hurry up and git it.... if you dont, well we all kow how you are dont we

THIS IMAGE WAS MADE BY ROB TRAVILLA, CEO OF SALBAHE' CLOTHING COMPANY, check out SALBAHE'S official BLOG... hurry up dude, your missin out if you dont.....

FOR SALBAHE' BADASSNESS CLICK!!!!!

dope out

Fat and Fokai

I'm gaining weight sooooooo fast, its astounding, soon i'll have my own show on TLC. 30 minutes of me trying to get through the door of my room to the front door of my house. Hey thats a quick way to get famous MOVING ON, i dont wanna even think about using that fat ticket in. Cause im actually thinking its a good idea. But I love how some chunky monkeys are rocking themselves sexxxxy as hell, wish i could do that. But when i gain weight i just look frumpy.. i need to go ask a voluptuous diva for some help.. annyyyyybody got a number?????

when i stand im like heyyyyy good looking, then i sit and im like grabbing purses and pillows to cover the big hill forming!

and i can't even fit this FOKAI shirt i got LAST MONTH

man, waste of money, it is a great shirt though :(

actually its not too bad though, cause my boobs are growin, HEY who the HELL DOESN'T want their boobs to grow... please, grab your boobs if your happy to have them :)


and if you dont have any, but adore them, kindly and respectfully, ask the pair of boobs closest to you for permission to grab... DOPE OUT