I'm gaining weight sooooooo fast, its astounding, soon i'll have my own show on TLC. 30 minutes of me trying to get through the door of my room to the front door of my house. Hey thats a quick way to get famous MOVING ON, i dont wanna even think about using that fat ticket in. Cause im actually thinking its a good idea. But I love how some chunky monkeys are rocking themselves sexxxxy as hell, wish i could do that. But when i gain weight i just look frumpy.. i need to go ask a voluptuous diva for some help.. annyyyyybody got a number?????
when i stand im like heyyyyy good looking, then i sit and im like grabbing purses and pillows to cover the big hill forming!
and i can't even fit this FOKAI shirt i got LAST MONTH
man, waste of money, it is a great shirt though :(
actually its not too bad though, cause my boobs are growin, HEY who the HELL DOESN'T want their boobs to grow... please, grab your boobs if your happy to have them :)
and if you dont have any, but adore them, kindly and respectfully, ask the pair of boobs closest to you for permission to grab... DOPE OUT
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