conversations with damien

D:  shabam!


N:  SHABAM SON!


"and we fast foward through time"


D:sooo i ate a kfc famous bowl


N:aaaaannndddd

D:it was like horible, and i ate it ALLLL, it was the essence of obesity knocking on my front doorstep

N:hot giggity damn SON

D:i know, then i walked down the stairs, then up the stairs and im STILL trying to catch my breathe

N:wowzers.. thats fat, but famous bowls are deeeliiissssshhhhh

D: even holding the remote is a chore

N: ahah..fat diggitty damn, what watching

D: now im watching the family of fat people

N: whaaaaaaaat

D: yeah man .. on The Learning Channel

N: What the fugg is that

D: dude, TLC

N: awwww snap i always thought that was Tender Loving Care

D: no mannnggg

N: awwww snap.. what watching now

D: ohhhhh Greys Anatomy.... sexy doctors, sexxin it up

N: that explains it perrrrfectley

D: i didnt know katherine heigl was soooo stacked

N: huh, you didnt know!

D: her boobs are fantaaassstic

N: they is son, fasho

D: im gonna name my daughter that

N: haha, thats some funny shit, "dayyummn gurrrallll, ha cum i caynt name ma daughtah FA'SHO"

D: hahahahahahaha

N: hohohohoho, gehtttoooo shizz

-------there was more but i forgot :(.. but it was about croutons, titties, biggest looser, indie kids, and kfc)

dope out